I jest, but it’s a sad indictment of the UK government. The cabbage struggles to distinguish itself from a lettuce. Perhaps a Roman laurel head wreath? No, since that’s supposed to depict victory. Iraq, Libya, Syria, Brexit. Dave failed every … Read the rest

An American citizen is being tortured in Ukraine. The US is apparently doing little to nothing to secure his release. I don’t expect to hear any calls of support from Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe for Julian Assange nor Gonzalo Lira. Zelensky is … Read the rest

That Weapons of Mass Destruction liar Tony Bliar is now a ‘knighted’ member of The Order of The Garter? That my MP Herr Gruppenführer Matt Midazolam Morphine ‘good death’ Hancock, who ate animal penis in the jungle for £300K, probably … Read the rest

If there is, where’s the debate, let alone the evidence? They are now threatening jail for non-compliance. Welcome to Gulag UK. Debate? It makes little difference anymore. The UK Soviet government are putting through legislation to fine and or lock … Read the rest

Poor Ukraine; under the cosh from nasty Russians and Vlad the Bio-Lab Slayer, is to be given a life-line by cuddly, lovely and all saintly BlackRock. Hallelujah! This is them: https://www.blackrock.com/uk. When trouble hits and devastation is abound, BlackRock … Read the rest

Film. Monty Python, The Life Of Brian. The long term prisoner chained up on the wall looks down and welcomes the new cell mate Brian with, “You lucky lucky bastard!” We, the UK voters, are just as lucky, aren’t we? … Read the rest

There’ an X files reference or joke in here somewhere as Tucker and Devon have a blast. Hunter Biden? It’s all a bit of a laugh. Ukraine? Gonzalo Lira? Julian Assange? War? Why not? It’s apparently good for business for … Read the rest

It seems he’s ‘free’ & on the run. Has he made it to Hungary or not? #GonzaloLira FYI @HouseofCommons, @NATO is supporting a despotic Nazi backed regime. 🚨 Gonzalo Lira – Ukrainian Extortion & American Neglect (MUST READ) 🇺🇦 / … Read the rest

There’s no climate emergency either, though the BBC insist there is. The BBC may also be considering the earth is flat, since a Belarusian ambassador espouses it to be round. Indeed, perhaps the politically correct crowd of ‘woke’ Wimbledon centre … Read the rest

NATO representatives attended the summit dinner, President Pants slept and so it goes and so it goes and so it goes and so it goes, but where it’s goin’, nobody knows… It had been an exhausting day for President Pants, … Read the rest

Scene: Approx. 6.30am. The bathroom. I turn on BBC R5 Live. I hear the presenter reading out messages from listeners which seem to suggest the media should leave poor Huw Edwards alone. Huw told us to stay at home during … Read the rest

Indeed, despite challenge from other cakes and pastries, Jens Stollenberg has been reappointed Secretary General of NATO. He faced particularly strong competition from a Black Forest Gateau, which we all know is generally the much more popular choice among cake … Read the rest

There he is, sniffing his own face nappy, a pair of designer Steve Bell-Armani underpants over his pants, embracing gender fluidity and just the good old Ukraine First President Pants all rounder. The legacy media give him a free ride … Read the rest

Yesterday, 03 July, was his birthday, b.1971. I’m posting this the day after to remember him the day after others were. I wonder if BBC Falsify Information Correspondent Marijuanna Spring has ever fact-checked this? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julian_Assange   Previous: https://tapnewswire.com/2023/07/i-guess-thats-why-they-call-it-les-bleus/… Read the rest