Admiral Lord Nelson and other fakes and frauds
Fri 4:53 pm +00:00, 17 Apr 2026
Source: https://mileswmathis.com/nelson.pdf
Images didn’t copy across, see link for all images
First published April 15, 2026
Yes, that’s Admiral Horatio Nelson, Duke of Bronte, hero of Trafalgar etc.
Though you are likely to remember him more like this, his painting at warfarehistorynetwork.com:
The usual gentilification we have seen many times, perhaps most famously with George Washington
and Isaac Newton. With most of the work done on the nose of course.
But the truth is that even the first one has been gentilified, since, as I have told you many times, we
may assume the worst one is the closest to the truth:
That wasn’t faked by AI to slander Nelson, or drawn by a detractor, it is an old engraving of a painting
by S. De Koster, which, for obvious reasons, is not featured on the internet.
So we already have signs of the usual thing here.
Wiki tells us Nelson was from a “moderately prosperous” Norfolk family, except that they then admit
his uncle was Captain Maurice Suckling, Comptroller of the Navy (all British Naval Spending). On
Suckling’s page we find his grandfather was Sir Charles Turner, 1st Baronet, and Suckling’s great-uncle
was Sir Robert Walpole, the Prime Minister. Which means those were Nelson’s great-grandfather and
great-grand uncle, respectively, though Wiki hides that on Nelson’s page, only telling us Sir Robert’s
son Horatio Walpole, 1st Earl of Orford, was Nelson godfather. Hiding the very close relationship to
the Walpoles, since a godfather is not necessarily a relative. So Nelson was born not moderately
prosperous, but wildly prosperous, connected, and—as we will see—promoted.
The Sucklings were quite high up in the peerage even without that connection to the Walpoles, also
being of the Wodehouse baronets, and linking Nelson forward to author P. G. Wodehouse, who we saw
in my last paper. This also links us to the Careys, Barons Hunsdon; the Morgans, Whitneys,
Baskervilles, and Boleyns. Yes, our Nelsons come directly from Lady Mary Boleyn, sister of Anne,
both of them “associated with” Henry VIII. If you remember your Tudor history, she was married to a
Cary when Henry allegedly took an interest in her (though I have shown you that never happened), and
they became the Careys, who later became Nelsons in this line. So Nelson doesn’t descend from
Henry, but he does descend from Mary Boleyn and therefore the Howards. Mary’s mother was a
Howard, daughter of the Duke of Norfolk. So although Nelson is not a direct descendant of Henry
VIII, he is a direct descendant of Henry III Plantagenet. Also descends from Louis VI of France, the
Kings of Savoy, the Dukes of Saxony, and Yaroslav the Wise, Grand Prince of Kiev. Do you
remember who else we recently found descending from Yaroslav? Brad Pitt.
Nelson allegedly went to sea at age 12 under his uncle, and by 17 he was an acting lieutenant on East
India Company vessels. Like Napoleon (and Alexander the Great), Nelson has been sold as
swashbuckling, dashing, handsome, and a lady killer, but like them he was none of those things. He
and his father were both very sickly, and Nelson always suffered from seasickness. You have to laugh.
In his teens he had many bouts of malaria and yellow fever, which weakened him further. One of the
famous stories is that he chased a polar bear across the ice when he was 15, a ridiculous fiction, one
they admit didn’t begin being told until twenty years later, likely circulated by Nelson himself. Like
everyone else we have studied, he liked to manufacture stories about himself, but in his case he had the
connections to get them believed.
Nelson became a real lieutenant at 19 and was immediately given command of Little Lucy, though this
was mainly just a practice command. He took the ship on a bird hunt in the Caicos. Nelson did very
little worth reporting over the next decade, other than marry an infertile girl with a fake dowry. They
never explain why he would do that, since as we have seen he was very rich and connected. We are
only told at Wiki it is because breaking an engagement was very bad form at the time, which is a
dodge. It would be quite normal to break an engagement if you found out your fiancée was infertile or
that her father was lying scoundrel with no money, so the only thing I can figure is that they are hiding
the usual thing: Nelson was gay and he needed a beard. She was probably a cousin. Though he lived
to 47 and was the most famous man in England, he only had one child, a bastard girl named Horatia.
His legacy and titles had to pass through his older brother.
When it later became generally known his wife was barren, they created a better beard for him, Amy
Lyon. Known later as Emma Hamilton.
She is another big mystery, since although they claim her father was a blacksmith, he is a ghost. And I
remind you the Windsors were later Lyons. The queen-mother was a Bowes-Lyon, of the Earls of
Strathmore. When Nelson met Amy Lyon, she was the wife of Sir William Hamilton, ambassador to
Naples. He was 61 and she gave him no children, so she was acting as a beard for him as well. They
admit she had been the consort of other very rich men before marrying Hamilton, but we may assume
that is also false, since why would this rich old man marry a whore? Plus, Hamiltons do not marry the
daughters of blacksmiths under any circumstances. More likely she was the Taylor Swift of her time,
acting the beard to a line of gay peers. In other words, she was not the mistress of any of these fellows,
she was only an escort. I would assume she was a Lyon of the peerage, but a lesser daughter, beautiful
but uninterested in men, and this is what was available for such a person at the time. Yes, there were
successful lesbians in those ranks, but it took a certain swagger most women simply don’t have. The
quieter ones became beards like this. It is still a common default. This is also indicated by her being
the famous artist Romney’s favorite model, as you see above. He would be very unlikely to be working
with a blacksmith’s daughter, nor would a blacksmith’s daughter be likely to look like that.
Blacksmith’s daughters don’t become models and dancers at age 16, or at least not models and dancers
living with super-rich gay noblemen.
Plus, her early bio otherwise makes no sense and looks finessed, as usual. We are told her father died
when she was two months old and her mother left her with a grandmother. So that hides her Lyon and
Kidd lines, though the Kidds (her mother was a Kidd) are also peerage. And guess who the Kidds in
the peerage are related to? The Blands. Nelson’s grandmother was Mary Bland. So Lyon was a cousin
of Nelson. They have been hiding that for 220 years and I am the first to uncover it.
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