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State Seizes and Kills House Pets Due to “Potential Viral Infection”

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15 Responses to “State Seizes and Kills House Pets Due to “Potential Viral Infection””

  1. pete fairhurst 2 says:

    Taking the pets, particularly the dogs, of the Brits would be the one thing that would guarantee insurrection

    Only a lunatic government would try that here. Even Starmer and his motley crew aren’t THAT stupid

    The doggie business is massive here in UK. As a lifelong septuagenarian dog owner then, lots of the modern UK dog owners drive me nuts. They are so damned precious about their dogs

    • pete fairhurst 2 says:

      My 2 dogs
      Blue and Dora

    • Belyi says:

      I wouldn’t rate the chances very highly of anyone who dared to lift a finger against Larry the Downing Street cat.

    • ian says:

      My Son has 9 dogs. 5 lurchers, three spaniels and an Aus cattle dog cross called Bindy. She’s a lovely while rough dog with people but is a handful if she sees a cat, and Larry would save the Son from feeding her.

      • pete fairhurst 2 says:

        🙂

        • ian says:

          Dora looks like a good old girl Pete. I had a Black Lab bitch called Bracken. She was great. I used to train her for shooting when I was into that, and she was amazingly easy to teach. Alas sadly missed. I’m not allowed another as it would very likely outlive me.

          • pete fairhurst 2 says:

            She’s an absolute beaut Ian, so obedient, faithful, gentle and loving. 13 years old now and can only manage the morning walk

            Like all Labs she’s greedy though, her definition of food is so incredibly broad that it is mind boggling, often utterly disgusting. In fact field “food” is the ONLY thing that she disobeys me for. Her favourite is sheep placenta at lambing time. I don’t mind that, it’s very nutritious 🙂

            • ian says:

              Yep, Brack’ used to steal raw potatoes from the cupboard and used to hide behind the shed to eat them. In the end that’s when I knew she was finished, she wouldn’t eat.

  2. PKinPanama says:

    Several Snake People were involved, from the snitch on up.

    The snakes did this, to hurt people, because the can.

    For me, this simply is the last straw. I know it sounds nuts, but it really isn’t.

    Long live PNut. Down with Snake People.

    Keep your 4 legged friends close… and your trigger finger well oiled. -pk

  3. PKinPanama says:

    “Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one — the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts.”
    — C.S. Lewis, The Screwtape Letters

  4. Belyi says:

    Oh dear, all you dog lovers. I’m not fond of dogs but I adore cats and nobody seems to be backing me up! Giving Larry a cuddle would be high on my wish list.

    • pete fairhurst 2 says:

      We’ve got 2 cats as well Belyi, they are great animals too. Just that they are far more independent and far less needy. Not much use for taking out for walks either 🙂

    • ian says:

      I don’t mind cats Belyi, We had two a while ago. Patch and Suzy. Patch was pretty naughty and catty, Suzy was a kind and beautiful cuddly cat, so like people, they’re all different. Even ferrets, out this bunch there weren’t two the same.

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