Everything You Wanted to Know About the Synagogue of Satan* (*But Were Afraid to Ask.)
Wed 10:22 am +00:00, 8 Jul 2026
When you strip away the layers, the JQ comes down to “some or all.” I’m in the “some” camp. Ha ha ha.
No need for FBI agents to show up at my door seeking elaboration. By “JQ,” I meant Jell-O Question, as in is it better to use some or all of the banana when making a single serving of strawberry banana jello salad? Jell-O brand products are endorsed by America’s favorite dad, Bill Cosby.
Humor (or attempted humor), once a supposedly sacrosanct genre of American free speech, becomes criminal when it offends organized Jewry. A Florida college girl joked that she hoped Israeli PM Natenyahu would drop bonbons on a school event she wanted canceled. She appeared in court in an orange jumpsuit with a presiding judge recently honored by the Miami Jewish Legal Society. Good luck honey.
The title of this article is a play on a Woody Allen film title. Incorporating a Woody Allen movie into a Synagogue of Satan article is ironic humor. Or “schtick.” Ha ha ha.
While I didn’t like that movie, I thought Epstein-linked Woody Allen (Allan Konigsberg) made a few decent neurotic-Jew-humor films back in the day. In my opinion, the prescient scene in BANANAS where he buys a porno magazine holds up.
Some of you may be thinking, “Not another article about Jews.” It’s like “Jews, Jews, Jews” all day and night. Did you ever talk to a Jew? They’re not that interesting. Present company excluded of course, ha ha ha.
Perhaps I’m biased, but I think you’ll find that this article goes beyond the Wailing Wall litany of basic-b Jewry complaining. Not that anything I write can save you. By “you” I mean the collective “you” of US-Anglo Zionist Empire serfdom. “You,” as “you” might find a safe wormhole to jump into. Anything’s possible.
You see, old buddy, the so-called West is TBR (Talmudic Beyond Repair). The only way out is the way out.
NDAA Section 219 fusion of the US military and security sectors with their Israeli counterparts portends America’s Gazan future. When a society hits this level of satanic Jew governance, mass murder of the subject population becomes inevitable. Look at Ukraine and Palestine. 1920s-30s USSR experienced a similar phenomenon.
Even now, Israeli Silicon Valley maintains backdoor access to all Western electronic devices and online accounts, allowing Unit 8200 to jam you up Sunday to Friday. The Grayzone reported that employees at Intuit’s TurboTax, the largest tax software corporation, attend Zoom meetings in their IDF uniforms. Not that it matters, as Zionists run the IRS and every other “US government” agency.
If a gang of uniformed IDF thugs snatched you off Anystreet USA, threw you into a white van with a giant Israeli flag painted on the side and drove you to the town square where they livestream viral lynched you, no official inquiry would ensue. At best you’d trend for a day with #Cowboys. Worst case, Donald Trump would award the IDF soldiers the Medal of Freedom for combating anti-semitism.
Welcome to the US dictatorship of the Mossad. For now.
Never underestimate Synagogue of Satan shapeshifting. If necessary, the dictatorship of the Mossad could morph into the dictatorship of the Freedum Patriots or the dictatorship of the mRNA Dildo. Right and left optics function to mask rule by corporations, oligarchs, and the international bankers.
For purposes of full disclosure, I identify as a Jewish Hebrew Israelite who follows the Tao. I also accept Jew, k!ke, Mr. Dreamboat, Fugly Douchebag, or a myriad of alternate labels. Use what works for you. I’m a mirror. Ha ha ha.
This is not an “all Jews are evil, except me” piece. I dig groovy Jews. Cosmic Intelligence spat me into this peculiar race, so of course I advocate for non-involved Jews.
My advocacy extends to American Hebrew Israelites (Black, White, Mexican, Native Red, etc) and their affiliates, as well as followers of Tao and a China that holds the Tao-potential for Sinofuture realization. It also includes pro-human humans of all stripes. And Earth’s animal species and ecosystems.
I understand the anger over organized Jewry’s oversized role in wrecking the United States (and Western Civilization), but I think you’re going to absolutely love the post-Talmudic Aquarian Age Jews who make it through the tribulation into the nation of lost tribes.
So what is the Synagogue of Satan- really?
The term comes from John the Revelator, a Jewish disciple of the Jesus school. Initial followers likely viewed Jesus as some Hindu sects see their “guru”- a messianic embodiment of the Godhead on Earth who provides enlightenment, yet exists as a man.
As Christianity grew in size and stature, the Church incorporated the “Paul Program,” while Jesus transformed into a Judeo-Roman hybrid interpretation of “God.” The Buddha (Siddhartha Gautama) underwent a similar yet different transformation. When optimized, the Jesus archetype plugs Christian neural pathways into Cosmic Intelligence.
The biblical Gospels (written 50-100 years after the death of Jesus and selected by the Roman church from hundreds if not thousands of versions) allude to the “Christ Program”- a socialistic spiritual transcendence ministry that opposed the temple banker, Pharisee, Roman Empire power structure of that region. The US Anglo-Zionist Empire represents a more powerful molecular reconfiguration of that ancient axis.
In his Book of Revelation, John rags on competitor churches and a “satanic synagogue” Jewish power base, as well as provides vivid psychedelic eschatology. Google says certain Greek islands contain indigenous hallucinogenic mushrooms, so a few caps may have found their way to Patmos.
In its current incarnation, the Synagogue of Satan (SoS) consists of a brain composed of a small cabal that controls the creation and distribution of global money symbols. The old-money brain hemisphere recently fused with the new-technology brain hemisphere, creating a bigger and more lethal cerebral cortex, as expressed through our current techno-finance dystopia.
The SoS brain not only controls the tentacles of organized Jewry, e.g., ADL, Zionism, Hollywood, “free market libertarianism,” Marxism, but it also runs the tentacles that run “Western Civilization,” e.g., Big War, Big Intel, Big Pharma, Big Tech, Big Media, Big Education, Big Legal, Big Politics, Big Oil, Big Food, Big Real Estate, blah, blah, blah.
American revolution? Ha ha ha.
While Synagogue of Satan top players are Jew bankers and Jew oligarchs, most SoS associates come from other groups. Satanic Jews couldn’t achieve “this” without outside help. While Musk, Gates, Thiel, Trump, Macron, the Clintons, Obama, etc are not satanic ethno-Jews, they contain the same karmic frequency. Same goes for TBR low-rung cogs, e.g., ICE (Israeli Crypto Enforcement), DEA, 1982 DARPA bioweapons lab softball team.
Timing plays a role. By that, I mean Peak Evil, the last phase of the degenerative cycle. The ancient Greeks called it the Age of Iron, Hindus- Kali Yuga, Christians- End Times, Chinese- Interesting Times. This is the epoch of Synagogue of Satan full moon rising. Who better to represent than the satanic Jew?
What makes this age different? Technology. The ruling class now holds the means to inflict slavery, genocide, and ecological carnage on levels their predecessors never dreamed possible. “Release the robot hounds.”
If that wasn’t enough, fake AI video and Obama’s repeal of the Smith-Mundt Act pushed us deeper into Baudrillard’s “Simulacra and Simulation.” The Hindus call this mass illusion “maya.” Discerning reality from unreality becomes challenging in a simulation.
The ultimate force behind the Synagogue of Satan may be a dark energy not yet observable by science. Current events appear to exceed human capability, as if propelled by a chaos-driven positive feedback loop. In the big-universe picture, words like “good” and “evil” become nebulous. From a linguistic standpoint, the SoS is “evil” in that it is “anti-human” or “anti-human survival” or “anti-planet survival.” This is bigger than “the Jews,” although they (not all) certainly play their part.
The “perfect storm” culmination of all “this” created the Satanic Matrix.
Apologies to the more clinical reader for my woo-woo descriptor, but if a species operates under a false paradigm that leads to its extinction for the short-term gain of a small pathological owner class that destroys “the real” and replaces it with “simulation” and simulations of simulations, isn’t that a form of “hybrid matrix?” Or insanity?
The history of the Synagogue of Satan could fill 1000 pages, but Tao advocates “action through inaction,” hence this super-abridged version.
The Synagogue of Satan started in Babylon with Jewish banking families descended from Judah’s Babylonian captivity. Babylon inherited debt-slavery banking from the Sumerians. However, original Babylonian usury allowed for debt jubilees in times of economic crisis. Needing spiritual cover for the elimination of the debt jubilee (in violation of Yahweh’s commandment), the bankers funded a nascent-Talmudic Jewish supremacy religion that forever bound world Jewry to global finance, a tactic that proved useful in later iterations of the SoS business model.
Based on the historical record, it’s likely that the Babylonian-Talmudic rabbis also borrowed from child-sacrifice cults of Molech.
Following the fall of the Babylonian Empire, the SoS underwent further iterations, winding up in Roman-occupied Judea as inner-circle temple-currency speculators and their well-funded Pharisaic branch of Judaism.
During the time of Bible Jesus, Eastern trade node Levant became a prized assignment for Roman generals and officials looking to amass great fortunes. I doubt many Roman higher-ups made the rough-and-tumble hinterlands of Gaul or Germania their first choice. As with the US Pentagon and Congress, the Temple bankers likely bribed/blackmailed the locally assigned Roman generals and governors.
I surmise that the real motive behind Rome’s crushing of the 70 AD Jewish Revolt constituted a thwarting of a temple banker / proto-Zionist covert takeover of the empire.
In the 4th century, Constantine made Pauline Christianity the state religion. Whether this sped up, slowed down, or had no effect on Rome’s decline is, from my viewpoint, unanswerable. As an overextended, corrupt rentier-oligarchy empire, (Western) Rome’s fate was already determined.
By medieval times, the SoS spread throughout Europe via a usury loophole partnership with the Church and European aristocracy. The Jewish bankers financed royal lifestyles and vanity conquest projects. In return, the royals allowed the bankers to extract the interest and principal from the subject populations.
Church “next-life” theology helped psychologically mitigate the suffering inflicted by Judeo-finance/ Royalty exploitation. As per the English, French, and German peasant rebellions, that wasn’t always enough. The French-origin word “villain” meant peasant/farm-worker and provides a medieval example of a ruling-class neuro-linguistic programming psyop.
The main difference between those days and “now-America” is that US Big-Jew became the money man and “royalty,” an act of hubris which may ultimately prove US Big-Jew’s undoing via an oligarchic civil war/coup. Not that it matters much. SoS consciousness was uploaded into the machine, and no US leadership’s unseating the international bankers or dismantling their control grid.
After the serf-to-banker wealth transfer crashed a medieval kingdom’s economy, the bankers took off for the next target, leaving the little-Jews behind as a lightning rod for populist rage. The battered little-Jews then rejoined the Big-Jews for the next operation. That’s a major reason why the Babylonian Jewish bankers established a Jewish supremacist religion. The little-Jew went along with the program because he was God’s special chosen angel, eternally persecuted out of jealousy. Beyond its racial supremacy component, Talmudic Judaism is a looting operation.
The Thirty Years War marked a milestone in SoS and Western history. Basic historians see it mostly as a religious war, even though Catholic France sided with the Reformation forces. Beyond exterminating a third of Central Europe’s population, the war represented a battle between two economic paradigms: debt-slavery continental feudalism and debt-slavery global capitalism.
Global capitalism won, and its New World conquests and trans Atlantic slave trade labor force made the Synagogue of Satan a world player.
William of Orange and Oliver Cromwell helped move SoS HQs from Amsterdam to the City of London. The Dutch East India Co merged with the British East India Co, which merged with the British Empire. From a religious angle, the socialist Christian Gospels transformed into the capitalist Christian Gospels, turning the corporation into an ecclesiastical institution. After WW2, the British East India Co merged with the US Empire, and the SoS took up primary residence on Wall Street, a move planned in advance, as per the Federal Reserve Act of 1913.
ZioCorp (BlackRock, Pfizer, Palantir, Raytheon, Amazon, SpaceX, etc.) is a high-tech iteration of the British East India Company.
Rothschild-created apostate-Israel became a nation-state three years after the Soviet/US/British East India Co defeated the Axis powers. On September 11th 2001, apostate-Israel took over as lead manager of the US Anglo-Zionist Empire. At the time of this writing, apostate-Israel suffers from a severe public relations crisis, so watch for shifts in optics as well as enhanced controlled opposition operations and false flags.
The New York Times ran an IDF dog rape expose, demonstrating that the oligarchy recognizes apostate-Israel’s dwindling public appeal. As apostate-Israel’s image dips, more politicians may publicly refuse AIPAC money, choosing instead to receive their bribes through JAIPAC, GAIPAC, the Rat Pack, the Wack Pack, or Crack is Wack. In post-Citizens United America, the donor class maintains a plethora of conduits from which to pour money into politics.
Apostate-Israel’s growing toxicity increases the likelihood of Deep State-Mossad projection psyops that link China with the Israelis, e.g., “Mossad and the Chicoms took down the Twin Towers” or “the China-Zionist Flu.” From my viewpoint, China remains unsubsumed by the Synagogue of Satan, as China continues to enact policies that benefit its population as well as prosecute corruption. TBR entities are quickly identified through their foreign/domestic genocidal practices and legalized corruption, e.g., US, UK, EU, apostate-Israel, Ukraine.
While apostate-Israel currently receives unconditional support from the US oligarchy, if things go sideways, the small Zionist state may become problematic for international techno-banking, forcing a Hannibal Directive tentacle amputation that sacrifices little apostate-Israel for the Greater apostate-Israel Project. SoS technologists of all stripes care more about creating a medical experimentation and torture entertainment global petri dish than red cows and rebuilt temples.
If the owners ever order an apostate-Israel crackdown, true-believers within the Rothschild-created Frankenstein could retaliate by unleashing the Samson Option. With all due respect to “nuclear weapons don’t exist” conspiracy theorists, I’m operating under the premise that they do until I receive more convincing evidence to the contrary.
COVID’s problem-solution bioweapons represented the fusion of the SoS’s money-hemisphere brain with its techno-hemisphere brain. Big Pharma’s hijacking of humanity’s DNA was literal and metaphorical.
So here we are- the Synagogue of Satan, its US Whore of Babylon, and 666 AI Beast (with its global control grid) working together as an “Axis of Evil.” Talk about a three-way from Hell. Ha ha ha.
I haven’t figured out who the antiChrist is yet. If anyone has any ideas, please feel free to drop them in the comments.
Apologies to agnostic readers for the bubbling-over biblical lexicon. It fits so well within the geopolitical context. As per Dr. Carl Jung and Prof. Joseph Campbell, solid archetypes traverse the epochs. Never underestimate the power of a collective cognitive implant.
What of “the Jews?”
Most of world Jewry resides in apostate-Israel and the US.
Approximately 1-5% of Jews achieved post-Talmudic cognition. At this juncture, their numbers and influence remain too small to warrant discussion.
Around 50-75% of Jews contain manageable Talmudic Cellular Memory (TCM). Levels of TCM concentration vary from mild to severe. Mild TCM Jews can be good, productive citizens. About the same percentage of non-Jewish Americans contain analogous TCM, although for classification purposes, one could say they suffer from a “F@ggt!zed Data Bank” (FDB)- no offense to the gay community.
FDB is close to TCM, as moderate to severe cases in both conditions present as weasel-poser behavior and lack of code. In a TCM/FDB zeitgeist, status-seeking and self-interest become the dominant traits. Ego and greed-driven Trump makes a suburb epoch mascot.
Closed Talmudic hive mind systems like apostate-Israel raise TCM levels, turning them TBR (Talmudic Beyond Repair) and SJ (Satanic Jew). The US Judeo-Zionist oligarchy exemplifies a closed Talmudic hive mind, making it one of the most pathological oligarchies in history.
The humane way to curtail collective Jewish pathology is to ban Jews from finance and government office. I also support an across the board 5-million-dollar annual personal wealth cap for all peoples, as greed is universal and every oligarchy purchases its government.
If you don’t hand Jewry the keys to the car, Jews can make positive contributions to society. Burt Bacharach wrote some lovely tunes, and I thought THE MUNSTERS television show was pretty funny. It even had a Jewish vampire grandfather. Ha ha ha.
As for Talmudic Beyond Repair (TBR) / Satanic Jews (SJs)? I estimate around 20-45% of worldwide Jews fall into the Talmudic Beyond Repair (TBR) category and 5-15% qualify as Satanic Jews (SJ). Satanic Jews wield most of the power and are slightly more anti-human than TBRs, as SJs’ greater power position allows them to indulge their proclivities without restraint.
TBRs contain the karma of rats and SJs, cockroaches. That is their strength and weakness. TCM Jews possess normal human karma. As stated earlier, some non-Jews hold similar frequencies.
I estimate five million Israeli-Jews fall into a combined Talmudic Beyond Repair (TBR)/ Satanic Jew (SJ) category, while in the US, I put the TBR/SJ numbers at around one million, leaving a total of 6 million. Gee, that number looks familiar. Ha ha ha.
Some might not agree with my calculations. For US Jews, the only fair way to come up with an accurate number is to run a super-AI program that collates top-down dual-national treason, slum lording, pension theft, rabbinical post-circumcision oral copulation, and other expressions of Tikkun Olam. After that, the number is the number.
The problem with that strategy is American AI is controlled by satanic Jews and their servant technologists. Mossad-HAL would mislabel good Jews as satanic and satanic Jews as good in order to speed up the establishment of the high-tech “Kingdom of Hell on Earth.”
At this juncture, I only trust PLA AI.
If a hypothetical Black Swan event collapsed the Palantir control grid and dissolved the Federal Reserve to open up a meritocratic playing field, then Tao-potential PLA AI is only a guide. Under karmic principle, American JQ final decisions rest with Black Jesus, White Elijah and his army of prophets, Mexican Daniel, Native Red Zechariah, Christian Luke, Puerto Rican Ezekiel, and the others.
Two sides claim the Hebrew patch and the fate of the human race depends on who ends up wearing it. Physics states that energy cannot be created or destroyed, only transformed. Ultimately, this is Hebrew car business.
A reader asks: “Richard, orthodox Jewish organ traffickers spiked my cousin’s drink with roofies and he woke up in a bathtub full of ice minus a kidney. Are you saying that in a post-Talmudic setting, he couldn’t file a reparations claim because he’s not an American Hebrew Israelite?”
Absolutely not. I’m just saying that the right way to go about it is to get the green-light from a Hebrew tribal shot caller. It’s a question of etiquette.
What about apostate-Israel?
That’s Yahweh’s call. I surmise Yahweh’s very pissed that a bunch of swindlers, thieves, chomos, dog rapers, and child-killers operate out of a nation founded by atheist Zionists in His name and without His authorization. Perhaps when Yahweh rains down His white phosphorus and brimstone judgment, He will send an angel to lead the small group of Israelis who protested the Palestinian genocide to Gaza tunnel safety, as He did with Lot.
Despite my “wrath of Yahweh” comments, I’m no prophet, nor do I play one on General Hospital. I do confess to occasionally running a simulation of the Hosea Program. For those unfamiliar with the Bible, Hosea was the Hebrew prophet who banged hookers to receive direct messaging from Yahweh.
Some readers might benefit from running the Hosea simulation program. For example, let’s say your neighborhood church lady spots you exiting the local strip club and confronts you on it. Simply explain to her that you were receiving messages from Yahweh using stripper DD implants as conductors. Which of course would be true.
In the spirit of fair-and-balanced reportage, since I criticized organized Jewry, I need to advocate for non-involved Jews.
When the owners crash the economy to usher in “Mark of the Beast” biometric transhumanist currency, the final phase of the business model dictates that the Synagogue of Satan ringmaster rolls out the anti-little Jew circus to establish the high-tech “Kingdom of Hell on Earth.” For those hoping to feast on low-hanging fruit, don’t pop your buttons too soon. It won’t end with little-Jews. Remember the Niemöller poem?
Chest puff all you want “all-campers,” but defeating the Synagogue of Satan is going to require data from some well-vetted anti-SoS Jews. It’s the yin-yang balance.
If the “Axis of Evil” succeeds in establishing the “Kingdom of Hell on Earth,” with its layered technological complexity, degenerative evil, ecological destructiveness, and dumb-down reliance on AI, survey says it ends in “tribulation.” Unless ZioCorp crashes before project completion, which would also be pretty hairy, considering most of us are grid-reliant.
What does a “tribulation” that goes beyond controlled-collapse antics look like? I don’t know. Maybe the biolab boys release the seven deadly plagues while SKYNET-HAL fires all the nukes during a bad trip. Even if nukes don’t currently exist, it stands to reason OPPENHEIMER-HAL invents them.
For those posting on ZioCorp social media, “we are going to do this” and “we are going to do that”- who is “we?”
The Deep State rolls heavy. Mossad rolls heavy. Do you? Or “we?”
In a simulation, how do you even know who’s real? Or what’s real?
I know what’s real in this world. I’m ZioCorp prisoner xxx-xx-xxxx and my physical address is in the Satanic Matrix.
But go ahead, put it all on me. Start with the Talmudic swindles and Gaza genocide. Then tack on the black-and-white photo of the napalmed Vietnamese kids running down the road. What about the billions of factory farm animals that get tortured from birth to death? Animals have nervous systems that feel pain, you know. Don’t forget the dead oceans and Godfather III.
Keep going. I don’t care. I live in the Tao. That’s where I process my group-karma. Where do you process yours? Yes, I know that simultaneously living in the Satanic Matrix and the Tao is a paradox. Figure it out. The answer’s in the yin-yang circle.
