Can we explain logically how a woman with gray hair was able to dye it prior to her return from orbit?

Forget the Santa hats, all the extra food, all that other stuff, just for a second and explain this rationally so nutcases such as myself don’t get the wrong idea and think that this is all just fake and gay.

Source: https://www.theburningplatform.com/2025/03/20/you-got-some-spalinin-to-do/