Putin sack Shoigu? Why?
Sat 9:31 am +00:00, 27 Apr 2024
The arrest of Deputy Defense Minister Timur Ivanov, who is accused of accepting a large bribe, has sparked a great deal of speculation on the Russian Internet. And with good reason. Ivanov is Shoigu’s man. He served as deputy governor during Shoigu’s brief stint as head of Moscow Oblast before following his patron to the Defense Ministry. (If you’re looking for more background info on Ivanov, Rurik has a fun writeup.) Also, everyone knew that Timur had been embezzling gazillions of rubles and pocketing gargantuan bribes for a long time. So why cuff him now, just a few weeks before Putin will pick a new cabinet? It is these two things—the fact that Ivanov is part of Team Shoigu, and the timing of his arrest—which suggest that Ivanov might not be the only high-ranking official to get the boot. This is what patriotic, pro-SMO Russian media outlets are saying, at least. Here’s a comment from a political scientist published by Nakanune:
Katyusha thinks there is a chance that Shoigu may not be the only one to lose his job:
Katyusha ends its article by observing that the Space Lizard Agenda is alive and well in Russia, and warning that Ivanov may have been thrown under the bus in an attempt to pacify patriotic Right-of-the-Kremlin circles in Russia. But in the end, nothing will really change. I don’t know. We’ll see. But the mere suggestion that Shoigu could be canned is of course deeply disturbing to disaffected Westerners who abuse themselves by listening to Very Serious Pundits and their 5D Bingo sermons. After all, why would Putin want to fire Shoigu, the inventor of the brilliant military strategy, “sit in a trench and wait for a drone to kill you as Gazprom pays Kiev to transit its tasty Russian gas to Europe”? Moscow is about to introduce the gold-backed ruble and vaporize Bill Gates with fifteen S-700 surface-to-space-lizard missiles—why sack Shoigu when everything is going according to plan? Why would patriotic pro-SMO Russian commentators suggest something so outlandish and offensive? I don’t know. I’m just telling you what people are saying here in Russia. And playing with puppies. Everything else is futile. Edward Slavsquat |














