The most trusted news platform in the whole wide world, the BBCarbon zero daily update service, report that French President Macron took the rôle of conduit on Bastille Day allowing his subjects to use him as a catalyst as they booed and sent a message to Russia’s evil President Putin. Macron absorbed the boos as the crowd vented defiance toward the Russian dictator.
He pushed out his firm chest, pulled up his stockings, put on his red shoes, danced les blues while holding his beloved baguette and declared solidarité with his people. No doubt Putin was left quaking in his boots as the mighty Macron stood aloft channeling his people’s ire toward the Russians and giving us all his very best rendition of Napoleon.
It was pointed out by a spokesperson for the mighty Macron, that the entire affair was conducted from an open topped vehicle and no boxes were used to elevate his stature on this occasion.
Of course, as the BBC reminds us, there are those within the disinformation sphere who spread a false narrative about brave little independent Ukraine and interpreted the scene differently, actually suggesting it was Macron being booed. We, the democratic beacons of democracy and freedom know in our hearts the authenticity and courage of the much loved Emmanuelle. He is expected to release his latest cinematic master piece very soon, which is rumoured to include a beautifully shot scene touching upon the erotic with his sensationally gorgeous wife whom he met at jardin d’enfants and has been steadfastly by his side ever since. Oh, mon amour, oh là là. We can hardly wait.
French President Emmanuel Macron is roundly booed while waving to Bastille Day crowds from a military car along Champs-Elysees weeks after riots rocked the country