Prime Minister Pinocchio

Fight to the last Ukrainian! Well, when it’s not those fighting, calling for a fight, it’s easy to say till the last Ukrainian; for as long as it takes! Safe and effective! Build back better!

Hey, Marijuanna Spring, where are you? Verification of a falsification is required. The UK PM needs to be fact checked. Russia is losing everything, going down the pan fast while the G7 leaders stand strong, true and proud beside the winning, visionary, super-successful President Zelensky. Ukrainian Marching Powder, yippee! Meanwhile blasted disinformation artists portray Rashee Sanook as having reptilian green skin which is flagrant racism, sexism, xenophobic naughtyism. Roundabout time you fixed the art of false and fake artistic misrepresentation Marijuanna!

They’re not lies when we tell ’em!

PM statement to the House of Commons on G7 summit: 22 May 2023
“Russia’s military is failing on the battlefield. Their economy is failing at home, as we tighten the stranglehold of sanctions and the image of the G7 leaders standing shoulder to shoulder with President Zelenskyy in Hiroshima sent a powerful message to the world: we will stand with Ukraine for as long as it takes.”

Would I lie to you? I know a song about that.




6 Responses to “Prime Minister Pinocchio”

  1. ian says:

    I bet Springy could waffle on for half an hour on this without saying anything.

  2. danceaway says:

    This is brilliant,Ned.

    • NPP says:

      Thank you. I liked this one very much. It made me laugh upon returning home and seeing sat on my desk.
      Sadly, it’s all too true; the PM told downright lies at the Dispatch Box.
      Russia in not failing on the battlefield.
      The Russian economy is apparently stable, even healthy & growing.
      It’s projection yet again & Marijuanna Spring Unsprung is no doubt oblivious to the falsehoods.

    • pete fairhurst 2 says:

      Yes it is brilliant! Maybe he should have had a forked tongue though ;-))

      How low have we sunk when our PM [who is a WEF/Davos apparatchik and a foreign ethnic to boot. And was once domiciled in the US to avoid UK tax until he was found out] can issue such blatant lies in the mother of Parliaments. And almost nobody bats an eyelid. Empire of Lies indeed

      • Belyi says:

        And you can add that he has never been elected by a single member of the British public.

  3. NPP says:

    Yes, a forked tongue would be apt. Next time.

    re: blatant lies in Parliament, nobody bats an eyelid….
    It’s mind boggling.