#Day1: I won. Iran, total victory. #Day2: I won again. People can’t believe it. #Day3: Still winning. Experts say nobody wins like I win. #Day4: Victory keeps coming. The fake news won’t report it. #Day5: Everyone is talking about how much I’m winning. Unbelievable. #Day6: They said it couldn’t be done. I keep winning. They admit it privately. #Day7: Nobody thought winning could be this winning. I did. #Day8: Even my critics say I won today. Incredible. #Day9: Winning so much it’s exhausting. But I don’t get tired. #Day10: I’ve won more than anyone, ever, in history. True story. #Day11: Another day, another win. People are shocked. #Day12: Experts stunned. They can’t believe the scale of my victories. #Day13: Winning keeps happening. Everyone wants my strategy. #Day14: Media silent, but I won again. They’re jealous. #Day15: The biggest win yet. History books will remember this. #Day16: People said it was impossible. I proved them wrong. #Day17: I’m winning everywhere. Even Iran agrees. #Day18: Another day of tremendous victory. Everybody loves it. #Day19: The fake news still doesn’t report it. Sad. #Day20: I keep winning. My family proud. #Day21: Historic winning. Nobody has ever won like this. #Day22: Every day is a victory day. They can’t keep up. #Day23: Winning more than anyone imagined. I’m making history. #Day24: Media hates it, but I won again. Iran wants a deal. #Day25: The ultimate win. People everywhere saying “How does he do it?” I won, bigly.

Iran keeps it short and sweet.