Fake US Jails with fake celebrity inmates
Sat 9:34 am +00:00, 8 Mar 2025 2Source: https://mileswmathis.com/puff.pdf
by Miles Mathis
March 6, 2025
A reader sent me a link today to a story at the New York Post, where we find Tucker Carlson allegedly
interviewing Sam Bankman-Fried from a New York jail cell in Brooklyn’s Metropolitan Detention
Center. Not sure how that works. Do jails now have special press rooms, or is each cell now fitted
with computers and Skype? Why shouldn’t prisoners have their own podcasts, right?
It is all the usual absurdity, and even Tucker looks like he can’t figure it out. “How can this be
happening?!” he is thinking. Sammy boy is telling us how he is hanging out with fellow prisoners
PDiddy, Luigi Mangione, and the Alexander triplets in a “15-man dorm” separate from other prisoners,
due to their “high profile” status
Because that makes sense, right? Throw all the famous fake prisoners together in isolation, so the real prisoners can’t claim they weren’t there. When those real prisoners later say they didn’t see those guys there at all, they can claim they were in a separate dorm, with their own showers, cafeterias, and no doubt their own movie studios and golf courses. That’s the only pic I could find for Puff in jail. Except he isn’t in jail there.
I only have one further question: who are the other nine inmates there? Jimmy Hoffa? Amelia
Earhart? The Loch Ness Monster? Minnie and Mickey Mouse?
We also learn this chestnut:
By a strange coincidence, the attorneys for Combs and Mangione are husband and wife.
Really? Just a coincidence, is it? It isn’t because they are a CIA vaudeville team, like Stiller and
Meara or something?
This is also where R. Kelly and Ghislaine Maxwell were allegedly housed, by the way, telling you what
to think of that. One of my guest writers already proved the R. Kelly thing was faked from the ground
up. And you have seen many times in my papers that many top jails, including most famously ADX
Supermax, have these pretend units to house their high profile actors like Manson, Kaczynski, the
shoebomber, and many others. No one is there, and the whole story is just on paper. They bring these
actors in a couple of times a decade for a photoshoot on some prison set in Studio City or somewhere,
and most people buy it because. . . why not? It looks real and your government wouldn’t lie to you,
right? Right?














Tucker Carlson is Illuminati – 100% – the bastard has assets over $500 million. Anyone working with him is also in the mix.
Google says he’s worth $50 mill to $380 mill, depends whose reporting. So fair enough Joshua, $500 mill will do, they always lie don’t they
Very well paid these talking heads in the US then, or maybe it just fell off the magic money tree into his lap?
Illuminati, is that still a thing? It’s just a label to scare off normies isn’t it?. So how about Freemasonic Jewish Money Power Intelligence Media operative? On second thoughts that’s a bit of a mouthful 🙂