Father of Sputnik V tells Russian child scary bedtime story about anti-vaxxers

 Fri 12:00 pm +00:00, 21 Jun 2024  1

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Father of Sputnik V tells Russian child scary bedtime story about anti-vaxxers

Inject ’em while they’re young. (Sponsored by the Ministry of Education.)

Children are our future.

This is why TASS, in partnership with the Russian Ministry of Education, sent a defenseless orphan (?) into the bowels of the Gamaleya Center, where she was forced to stroke the ego of clot-shot superstar Alexander Gintsburg.

I have just provided you with a synopsis of the latest episode of “TASS Kids”:

The video begins with some undisputed journalism facts:

Alexander Leonidovich Gintsburg has saved and is saving residents of Russia from the disastrous coronavirus with his scientific work. The future academician became interested in biology while still in school, and has remained loyal to it his whole life.

The TASS-Kids film crew was granted a rare chance to interview him in the Gamalaya Center, where normal people, and cameras, as a rule, are usually not permitted entry.

Cameras, as a rule, are usually not permitted inside the Gamaleya Center because Gintsburg doesn’t want anyone to take a photo of his top secret AstraZeneca clot-shot recipe.

Also, the Gamaleya Center resembles a place where methamphetamine is consumed in large quantities. This has been well-documented.