OK, mark your calendars, we have just entered some Baudrillardian post-historical hellscape of infinite insanity
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“You thought we had bottomed out? AH HAHAHAHAHA!”
by Miles Mathis
March 23, 2025
OK, mark your calendars, we have just entered some Baudrillardian post-historical hellscape of infinite
insanity. Two news items came out today, both of them which make all previous news taste like tap
water. The first is a story out of Ukraine, where the Defense Ministry is recruiting new soldiers with
promises of thousands of McDonald’s cheeseburgers. I am absolutely not making that up. This war
has now gone so transparently fake they figure why not just insert a McDonald’s ad right into the
middle of it. I guess next they will appoint Mayor McCheese as the new President to replace Zelensky.
They sort of already did this here in the US, remember, offering kids McDonald’s french fries if they
got vaccinated back in 2021, but most of us have probably blocked that from our minds as not worthy
of human memory. And this isn’t just one city doing it to fool a few people into getting a shot, it is an
entire country doing it to fool people into the army.
And I remind you, in any real world run by sane people, Bill de Blasio and others who did this would
have been prosecuted as accessories to mass murder for that. Instead, nothing.
In any other history of the world, that would be the strangest news of March 23, 2025, but not in this
timeline, fella. It was beat out by Trump suggesting we should join the British Commonwealth, adding
that he loved King Charles. Yeah, I know, take your time. Breathe deep and try to recenter. Pat
yourself down. Yes, we are both awake and alive, as far as I can tell.
So. . . it isn’t that we will be annexing Canada, it will be that Canada will be annexing us.
Maybe Trump is having a psychotic reaction to an Ozempic overdose, causing him to forget a little
thing called the US War of Independence. We allegedly split from the British Empire in 1776, or that
is what we were told. I seem to remember learning something about it in grade school, and maybe you
do, too.
Trump called Prince Charles “a beautiful man”. Funny, he recently said a similar thing about Albert
Bourla, head of Pfizer, to a wall of boos from his own people.
We are told US membership in the Commonwealth would only be “ceremonial”. Tell that to the ghost
of Patrick Henry, whose chest just hatched a xenomorph.
But to be honest, the reason you are probably staring in disbelief at your screen is slightly different than
the reason I am. You and most other normal and patriotic Americans are coughing up blood for the
reason I just stated: you remember the Revolutionary War, the Declaration of Independence, the
Constitution, etc etc. While me, I am simply reminded of my papers of the past five years on the
Founding Fathers, where I showed you all that history is also finessed. I showed you there a lot of
evidence we never split from England, and that the City of London has been ruling us all along from
behind the curtains. We even saw evidence of that in my paper on Lennon and the Beatles, where we
saw MI6 active here through the BSC. We saw it in my paper on Jack London, where we saw military
bases in the US staffed by the British Army. So I am aware that we have always been a stealth member
of the British Commonwealth.
But that doesn’t mean I am not shocked by this. I may be even more shocked than you, because the last
thing I thought to see in 2025 was them admitting this. You will say they aren’t admitting it, but they
are implying it. I see this as them basically flashing you their hand, though I can’t figure out why they
would. It seems like the worst possible moment for it, unless they are yearning for the flames.
Are they testing your intelligence, or lack of it? Just how vaccine damaged are you? Are you still
lucid enough to see a clue when it smacks you in the face? We could say the same about the story from
Ukraine, since it could be read in the same way. The Matrix is going transparent all around you, with
cats walking by multiple times in every doorway, to see if you can spot them. Can you?
