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Village Victories Or Suicide Mission?

Ukraine have recaptured a village or two and, therefore, defeated evil Russia and all but won the war. Yippee! BBC Falsify & Verify Disinformation Correspondent Marijuanna Spring has made a map so you will all understand the official single source of truth. You lucky, lucky people.

Ukraine claims more villages retaken but picture mixed

Ukraine counter-offensive: Kyiv says it has liberated villages in Donetsk region



Marijuanna would undoubtedly explain to us, desperate for the truth, that this Jackson fellow is a naughty, naughty man spreading dangerous disinformation. Indeed, he’s probably paid by Putin directly by monthly Direct Debit. Sir Dickie CheapLove would probably endorse Marijuanna’s superb sleuth like work to uncover the whole truth and nothing but the truth, just for us.


Naughty, naughty Jackson alleges:
This is not a counteroffensive, it is a suicide mission.