The fakes get worse and worse. Rushdie’s doing fine.

They need stuff on Iran.  So they trot out the old chestnut about the Satanic Verses and the Fatwa raised against Salman Rushdie thirty years on.  After 12 stab wounds supposedly delivered in front of a large audience that just stood there – not using their cellphone cameras just for once so no footage has come out.  The acting is so bad.  It’s pitiful.  Rushdie no doubt wants his cheque for laying on the theatre and wants to be discharged.  Assuming he is actually in hospital.