by Steve Cook
A BBC insider has tipped me off that concerns over an expected very low turnout at the next general election – which experts have . . . er, expertly analysed as “voter apathy” and nothing at all to do with millions of people not wanting any of the corrupt globalist front groups presented to them as a “choice” – have prompted moves to make elections more “voter friendly”.
It was first mooted that presenting people with some sane/honest candidates and not letting the media lie about them and thus providing a real and meaningful choice was the direction to go but it was decided that that sort of thing is in a modern democracy either impossible or a recipe for trouble. . .
Consequently the next general election will be given a facelift and brought to the public in the popular format of a TV Game Show.
Instead of “The General Election”, it will be called “Choose Your Sociopath!”
The show will be pretty much as the name suggests. The TV audience will be presented with several sociopaths to choose from. The contestants will be asked to perform various harrowing tasks such as lying with a straight face, raiding the exchequer to enrich an oligarch, rescuing an endangered neo-Nazi regime, pretending to get vaccinated with a toxic biochemical agent, euthenazing old people on the National Health, committing treason and selling it as “democracy” and so forth. The audience will then vote electronically for their favourite loon.
You are invited to nominate contestants for “Choose Your Sociopath”