2 Responses to “STEW PETERS…. DANGER, DANGER… THERE’S A NEW ‘HEAVILY MUTATED VARIANT!!’”

  1. Aldous says:

    I’m petrified. There are mutated variants under my bed! I can’t see them but can feel their presence and know they are there (somewhere) because the trustworthy and honest government tells me they are.
    After all, they wouldn’t lie would they?
    They have my best interests at heart and want to protect me from harm so I can live to a ripe old age and continue drawing my pension.

    • ian says:

      At last Aldous, you are now normal. No longer a silly conspiracy whacko.