I worked with some young lads, and listening to them gave me the idea.
I know it’s different to the usual stuff, but these aren’t usual times, and well,
It’s a change.
Pull the Ugly Bird
I was out on a stag night with a few of my mates
About twenty of us in all
We were out on the town living it up
All intent on having a ball
Let’s have a game said one of the lads
We’ll all put a tenner in the pot
And whoever can pull the ugliest chick
Gets to keep the lot
Was it my lucky night or was it not
I ‘d spotted an absolute hound
The night was yet exceedingly young
And I’d netted the 200 pound
Would you like a drink? I asked her up close
Whispering it into her ear.
I would love one she said sliding across
Pulling her chair really near
My mate flashed a sign sort of egging me on
Indicating that I had won
I started to relax it was all really easy
And all just a bit of good fun
I then heard some giggling from a gang of young girls
the whole bunch just giggled and laughed
When I quickly turned round they all smiled at me
pulling faces as if I was daft
She said you’re playing that game, pull the ugly bird
You lads always like a bit fun
I said how do you mean? I’m in shock, so surprised,
(Oscar needed) with my face set on stun.
I said how did you know we were playing the game
I never realised I’d done anything funny.
She said don’t be so soft we were playing it too
And thanks to you I just won the money.