I went to Starbucks two days ago.

Big mistake.

The breakfast roll which used to get you by is now nothing but a thin piece of bread with a single piece of bacon, which might fill the stomach of a six year old, but not an adult.  The price is the same as before.  The cappucino is now so light being 80% froth, you wonder if the cup has even been filled.  Shrinkflation if ever I saw it.

Better to get round to a family cafe in the town.  Park up and look for one if you haven’t found one yet.  A breakfast is still a breakfast in there.  Starbucks is just a joke, and very expensive.  Paper bags and cups full of little more than air for $20.

You have to be a mug.