Trump Is Coming To Town!

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Trump is coming to town and London Mayor Sordik Khant is sanctioning a giant Pink Floyd Animals / Wall type Trump ‘baby blimb’ balloon to fly over London in protest to the visit by the sexist racist misogynist homophobic neo Nazi orange supremacist US President… did I miss out any ists or isms?

Yep, that’s right. Under Trump’s watch Syria is more stable, North and South Korea are talking and Trump is due to meet Putin to pursue friendly relations. What a bastard eh! Where are the nukes and war?! Why isn’t he invading nations and committing genocide?

Watching Sadiq Khan get his knickers in a twist is such fun. Fly your balloon Sordik! It’ll perfectly reflect you and your like.

Giant Donald Trump baby balloon plan sparks online row:



28:47 – Count Dankula and the Pug: new crowd funding appeal for free speech
Count also getting support from the Jewish community…


7 Responses to “Trump Is Coming To Town!”

  1. Workhouse says:

    We have balloons instead of tanks, balloons instead of politicians and we react to Trumps visit with a balloon. We’ll huff and we’ll puff and we’ll blow our balloons up…

  2. danceaway says:

    Re writing to Melanie Shaw……

    In today’s excellent programme, Brian again urges listeners to write to Melanie at Styal. The prison system only passes on correspondence to prisoner’s which includes the sender’s name and address ON THE LETTER/CARD ITSELF. Just on the envelope is not sufficient. Please spread this critical information. is very efficient, and automatically includes the sender info. The charge is 40p per page; the sender makes a minimum deposit of £5 at the outset. In normal circumstances the prisoner receives the email within 24 hours or less, except perhaps at weekends when their are fewer staff on duty. These emails are of course read by staff as are all letters/cards sent by post, so care needs to be taken in the language used, topics discussed if they are to reach Melanie. Even then, there is no guarantee, and correspondence of all kinds is regularly withheld from her. One would hope that the more that is sent, the greater the amount will get through.

  3. danceaway says:

    Addendum to above:

    One should also include Melanie’s prison number A4126DE on the letter/card itself.

  4. Workhouse says:

    Breaking News.
    Trump Balloon has escaped. That “Stupid Boy” Gavin Williamson and chums try to help out…
    “The Day The Balloon Went Up”
    Apologies for the subtitles. It was the best copy I could find on youtube.

  5. NPP says:

    Hello AV9 danceaway!

  6. danceaway says:

    Hello Ned!

    Absolutely love your regular contributions supporting UKColumn! Can’t thank you enough, and wonderful to have you more local than Istanbul. I would always think of you whenever Hesher played the song about Istanbul on 21 Wire.

    So wonderful to have met the person who produces the work I have been admiring for so long……!

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