9 Easy Ways To Get Your Name on a Government Watch List

Waking Times


by Alice Jones Webb

You might think that government watch lists are reserved for violent radical extremists. You might be wrong.

There is a very serious war taking place, a “war on terror“. Which should sound ludicrous to any rational, thinking human being. How can we wage a war on terror? Terror is a consequence of war itself. You can’t fight a war on something that war produces? Talk about a vicious cycle. And terror doesn’t only exist overseas. There are apparently very dangerous people here on domestic soil, too. Dangerous people that don’t follow the herd. Who don’t walk in orderly lines. Scary people that oppose corrupt systems.

Some people consider earning a spot on the government watch list as a badge of honor. Fortunately for them, it doesn’t seem too difficult to land yourself on one of these government watch lists (at least not if you’ve ever had a thought independent of the ones the media is constantly spoon feeding you… or if you’re a fairly normal and boring human being). Here is a short list of pretty non-terrifying  and easy ways to land yourself on a government watch list.

1. Displaying Bumper Stickers on Your Vehicle

If you think the display of snarky bumper stickers all over the back of your minivan is just a form of self-expression, you’re wrong. It could be an act of terrorism. According to a training manual used in the State and Local Anti-Terrorism Training (SLATT) program for law enforcement (and funded by the Department of Justice) some bumper stickers could be indications of terrorist activity. Some suspicious sticker subjects include pro-life, pro-freedom, anti-genetic engineering, anti-United Nations, and patriotism (because patriotism = terrorism… interesting). Got any of these on your bumper? You might be a terrorist… because, you know… terrorists always announce themselves with bumper stickers.

2. Shop at Costco or Sam’s Club

Purchasing food in bulk (at least enough to last more than 7 days) could be interpreted as suspicious activity. Even if you just like the convenience of fewer grocery store trips, or you have a large family, or maybe you only get paid monthly, or like to save money (that’s probably just a cover anyway), stocking up on mega amounts of peanut butter and toilet paper and ravioli could mean you’re a terrorist.

3. Pay With Cash

Suspicious, isn’t it? That you would pay cold hard cash for anything? Maybe because it’s harder for the powers that be to keep tabs on cash purchases than electronic ones. Think twice about pulling out a few ones to pay for your morning coffee. It’s probably even more terrifying if you pay for your bulk peanut butter, toilet paper, and ravioli with a few twenties.

4. Vote Third Party

Step outside the two-party political illusion and you might be considered a terrorist threat. A law enforcement report (2009) from the Missouri Information Analysis Center (MIAC) listed libertarians (and Ron Paul supporters) as potential terrorist threats. In 2011, Vice President Biden equated Tea Party supporters with terrorists. Heck, you probably don’t even have to vote with a third party,perhaps just thinking about voting for someone outside the two party system would be enough to get you in trouble with the “thought police”.

5. Fly the American Flag

According to that same MIAC report, people who fly the U.S. flag (or any of several historic American flags like the “Betsy Ross flag” or the “Gadsden flag”) could be equated with extremist hate groups and domestic terrorists. Be careful on Independence Day. Those potential terrorists are everywhere.

Gadsden Flag

6. Homeschool

Unless you’re teaching your kids how to field strip a rifle in under a minute you probably think that you’re safe. All of those worksheets and museum trips and popsicle-stick art couldn’t possibly be a threat to national security. Yet the documentary film, 9/11: The Road To Tyranny, featured footage of a lecturer at a FEMA symposium for first responders stating that homeschoolers were terrorists and should be treated with the utmost suspicion and brutality in times of national emergency. Wow. Here I thought I was just providing a superior education.

7. Plant A Garden

If you want fresh vegetables or you just enjoy getting your hands dirty, you might be a domestic terrorist. According to an 18-year law enforcement veteran, the Department of Homeland Security is training local police to recognize potential domestic terrorists. On the list: self-sufficiency. And if you’re canning your extra tomatoes, that could be interpreted as “stock-piling food”, another item on their list of criteria. Buying fertilizer for your garden could also catch the FBI’s attention, especially if you asked too many questions at the farm supply store.

8. Take Pictures or Videos

Who doesn’t take pictures of symbolic monuments while on vacation? Showing too much interest in or snapping “inappropriate” photos of important landmarks could earn you some attention from the FBI. Think twice before capturing one more family memory in front of the Capitol Building next time you vacation in Washington D.C.

9. Believe in Conspiracy Theories

After reading this list, it’s easy to believe in some insane government conspiracy to land every American citizen on a government watch list. Beware: Believing in conspiracy theories… well, that’s reason enough to land your name on a government watch list.

About the Author

Alice Jones Webb is a writer, autodidact, and homeschooling mother to four children. She spends her days folding laundry, raising free-thinkers, and questioning everything. She can easily be found on Facebook, Twitter, and her website, Different Than Average, where she writes social commentary and chronicles a life that challenges the status quo.


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13 Responses to “9 Easy Ways To Get Your Name on a Government Watch List”

  1. salty says:

    Everybody is under suspicion.

    Even the watchers are being watched.

  2. beLIEve says:

    We are the …CHOSEN……ones !

  3. Dublinmick says:

    They had better keep an eye on angie. My mind will never be the same after watching this. LOL


  4. Nicky says:

    Maybe They will learn something good from us and snap out of the current destructive course being followed. There is always hope.

  5. Aldous says:

    What was it the warmonger and all round deviant Churchill is alleged to have said? “You have made enemies? Good! That means you have stood up for something.”

    It’s a ‘Supreme Badge of Honor’ to be on a warmongering, mass murdering, serial criminal, perverts incorporated, puppet bought and paid for government ‘watch list’.
    I had better be on more than just the one or I’m seriously peed off and not trying nearly hard enough at getting the inconvenient truth out there.

    I make little secret when I’m out and about of my views which I’m always able to back up with reasoned and imo credible argument up until the whiskey kicks in and I resort to kicking the guy in the fanny. I go out to unwind and enjoy myself as do most others but if someone wants to start slagging off the Muslims while giving the Jews a totally free pass, then it’s game on.

    911 is now my firm favorite (as opposed to the Holohoax) for getting people to think hard about what they are saying and sheepishly believing.

    The irrefutable fact that no skyscraper has EVER collapsed after catching fire after being hit by a plane OR, that a free-fall collapse into a building’s own footprint is absolutely impossible without well planned, time consuming and synchronized controlled demolition OR, ridiculing the ridiculous notion of a barely able to fly hijacker steering a complex commercial plane with pinpoint accuracy and last second sharp turns into a building just a few hundred feet off the ground OR, the apparent speed (as seen) of the planes at virtual sea level would be impossible due to the air density and inability of the jet engines to accommodate such dense air and provide the power necessary for such speed OR, WTC 7 collapsed even though no plane went near it (the office fire scenario is a joke and again not nearly hot enough to melt steel) and it was more than a football field’s length away from the nearest tower collapse OR, that aviation fuel – most of which went up in the alleged impacts – does not burn anywhere near hot enough to bother steel girders in the slightest, not even to warp them… ALL of this is damning evidence that it was someone/something else wot dun it guv – and I think we all know the answers to that.

    • Reassuring comforting comment thanks Aldous. When one could get tetchy about such matters
      But, goes to show. To be sane in this world analysing asking reasonable questions, is enough for the psychopaths to put one on.a list which i suppose yes, a badge of honour. Ever since 911 things are just totally ridiculous. Being out in nature brings me back to some semblance of normality

      Tap, other watchers will be watching the watchers. While others sti watching them all. Things are quite insane

      • Aldous says:

        Adam, your last sentence and ‘watching the watchers’ reminded me of ‘hunters becoming the hunted’, which in turn reminded me of this gem from another warmongering git:

        “There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don’t know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don’t know we don’t know.”
        ~ Donald Rumsfeld

        So what do the ‘spooks’ really know about us in the AM? My guess is there are far more things they don’t know they don’t know about us.
        Sure, they may know they don’t know certain things about us which far outweigh what they (think) they know about us but their admitted unknown unknowns about us are what gives them cold sweats when their demons come at night requiring the essential wearing of diapers lest they wet the bed.

        This is all leaving out the Karma or God (if you prefer) factor which is never very far away imho.
        The last desperate hundred or so years of near endless conflict may seem that the Khazar counterfeit Jews and their demonic zion protocols have it all tied up but nothing could be further from the truth. Darkest hour comes before the Dawn so to speak.

  6. Aldous says:

    I hope no one on this thread is taking that Angela Merkel video seriously, which was obviously posted (on Jou Tube) in jest/mischief.

  7. Lynn says:

    Well said Aldous…they fear us far more than we fear them. They have become both nervous and irrational. Their cover is blown and they stand accused of the biggest conspiracy known to man. Their fronts are exposed now and they will have nowhere to run. We have them by the short and curleys now…Tick tock.

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