Cameron’s cabinet disintegrates over herd of cows

In Downing Street, Rothschild raged for the third hour without pause. “Cretins, bunglers, imbeciles,” he howled, at his subservient puppets sitting in terrified silence around the heavy oak Cabinet table.

‘Toff at the Top’ Cameron fiddled with a pencil while ‘Calamity’ Clegg watched a fly crawling around on the GB Fracking War Map. It edged its way between the coloured pins and flags before stopping on a large red spot: Brooklands Farm

Foreign Secretary Hammond leafed through papers concerning the disappointing Palestinian body count in Gaza, especially those of women and children. Home Secretary May sketched new ideas to demonise Indigenous Whites. Leader of the House of Perverts Hague noted energetically the confusion of orders flowing from Rothschild.

“All-round Faggot and Wrecking-Ball Chancellor Osborne is to be dismissed!” he roared. “Secretary of State for ill-Health Hunt is a super-cunt and criminal dillitante who must go too!”

“Very good…” mumbled complete and utter twat IDS (Works and Pensions) making a note in a pocket diary.

“Have I not ordered you lot to hold on and to fight fanatically to the bitter end?” screamed Rothschild. “And what happens? No sooner do these pesky Alternative Media Tea/Tap wallahs continue to fire off the inconvenient truth, than you cower like frightened hares! I blush for the Jewish people! If I did not feel myself called to lead them, I would Holohoax them and mankind again!” 

Brooklands Farm, Dudleston, Shropshire North,  Anti-fracking camp.

Rothschild kicked viciously at a chair sending it flying across the ankles of the Chief Whip, who could not restrain a half-smothered exclamation of pain. Rothschild sent Gove a deadly look. “Blair is to be removed from all offices and orifices and I forbid him ever again to show himself naked!”

“#Congratulations to Cliff# who has informed me that we have lost one million and one hundred thousand previously brainwashed Goyim to the Truth Movement. Catastrophe I hear? No, a weeding out!” Ruthlessly, Rothschild raged on, demanding the heads of others in payment for his and others reckless NWO enslaving plans for mankind.

Cameron came close to losing his life when he suggested that Tap and others may just have a point and that fracking of Brooklands Farm in particular and UK in general may not be such a good idea after all. For fully five minutes Rothschild stood like a stone statue staring at Cameron. Then he exploded into a long wailing scream and threw a bundle of fracking(sic) documents at Cameron’s head.

“Do you dare to infer that the House of Rothschild Crime Family is inferior to that North Shropshire Tap Outfit? Cameron, never show yourself before me again! You have insulted Talmudic Judaism!”

Unreformed cow killer.  Sacked Rothschild sycophant.
North Shropshire’s MP for now, Owen something or other.

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16 Responses to “Cameron’s cabinet disintegrates over herd of cows”

  1. Anonymous says:

    Didn’t see the MSM reporting this, amazing.

    In other news, Liam Sweeney laid to rest in Newcastle. Blows the MH17 bullshit out the window.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Tap looks like your advertising spam filter is up the spout again.

  3. sovereigntea says:

    israeli historian who highlights “ethnic cleansing” interviewed by disgraceful absolutely biased pro zionist BBC presenter.

    A Rothschild zionist was of course handed the deeds to israel a case of then as now.

    BBC – Buggering British Children – lest we forget.

    files available in the Rhodes House archives by Sir Richard C. Catling, Deputy Assistant of the Criminal Investigation Division of the Mandate Police. There he collects evidence of the Zionists intent from the very beginning to eradicate the Arabs living in Palestine, evidence seized by the Mandate police from the Jewish Agency and Haganah.

  4. sovereigntea says:

    Raphael Lemkin in 1944, a study that used the Nazi genocide of the Jews as the reality of what constitutes “eradication” of a people. Israel as a member state of the UN has signed agreement with this newly defined description.

    “These are the criteria that determine genocide under the UN Convention.

    Article II:

    “In the present Convention, genocide means any of the following acts committed with intent to destroy, in whole or in part, a national, ethnical, racial, or religious group, as such:

    a. Killing members of the group;

    b. Causing serious bodily or mental harm to members of the group;

    c. Deliberately inflicting on the group conditions of life calculated to bring about its physical destruction in whole or in part;

    d. Imposing measures intended to prevent births within the group;

    e. Forcibly transferring children of the group to another group.”

    Article III:

    “The following acts shall be punishable:

    Conspiracy to commit genocide;
    Direct and public incitement to commit genocide;
    Attempt to commit genocide;
    Complicity in genocide.”

  5. Anonymous says:

    an excellant piece tap
    much enjoyed by us some good timed levity can really bringa smile

  6. Anonymous says:

    I thought cam’s new cabinet was a herd of cows 😉 😀

  7. NPP says:

    The ‘cool chick’ hair stylist mum of two Chloe George. She’s new to me TAP.
    Boy, she uses the ‘rudest’ word in the English language and she’s laying into Harman, Hewitt…
    While working, I just heard her say during:
    Dear George Osborne (Chancellor) 4mins in…
    Osbourne & Brown soft furnishings
    ‘Gideon’ owns half the company.
    Mr. Brown is chairman of one of the companies fracking Britian… did you know this?

  8. NPP says:

    Forgot the link…

    The ‘cool chick’ hair stylist mum of two Chloe George. She’s new to me TAP.
    Boy, she uses the ‘rudest’ word in the English language and she’s laying into Harman, Hewitt…
    While working, I just heard her say during:
    Dear George Osborne (Chancellor) 4mins in…
    Osbourne & Brown soft furnishings
    ‘Gideon’ owns half the company.
    Mr. Brown is chairman of one of the companies fracking Britian… did you know this?

  9. Anonymous says:

    “Israel means war and destruction, and America is behind this war, and I’m ashamed to be an American”.

    Anthony Hopkins – Celebrity and Actor

    Just another Zionist warmonger and butcher who would be better off gone:

  10. Anonymous says:

    I thought everyone knew that 6 million jews did not go up the chimney ?
    (1) where were 6 million bodies or the remains
    ( 2) where was the infrstructure to dispose of thes eremains ?
    ( 3 ) the fields surrounding the camps were said to hold so many bodies that fountains of blood would just spurt from the ground
    infrared camersa on helicopters found just one body, a large dog owned by the camp commandant
    ( 4 ) has anyone looked at the immigration figures of jews in the USA during the war years its over 4 million

  11. Anonymous says:

    No one seriously beleives in the jewish holocauist anymore, even jews are now saying it was a necessary lie at that time, but its no longer necessary now to keep it up, the only real holocuast was what the german people had
    and now the palestinians
    and soon according to jewish authors the rest of the world while they sit quietly under their iron dome defences

  12. Anonymous says:

    I believe in the Holocaust. Don’t remove this comment again TAP it does you no credit.

  13. Anonymous says:

    I’ve been to the Imperial War museum and seen there exhibition on the Suffering of the Jews and personally I am prepared to believe it all. That is my opinion, please let me have it, without deleting the comment


  14. Tapestry says:

    When the first comments under a post is HItler, holocaiust or bumboys, it gets deleted. If the post is about the holocaust fair enough. This is not a holocaust debating site. Thanks.

  15. Anonymous says:

    Point taken, thank you

  16. Anonymous says:

    Hello tap i am an expert on the topic and i DO NOT belive in the holocaust as many people now dont
    thankyou tap

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