“All-round Faggot and Wrecking-Ball Chancellor Osborne is to be dismissed!” he roared. “Secretary of State for ill-Health Hunt is a super-cunt and criminal dillitante who must go too!”

“Very good…” mumbled complete and utter twat IDS (Works and Pensions) making a note in a pocket diary.

“Have I not ordered you lot to hold on and to fight fanatically to the bitter end?” screamed Rothschild. “And what happens? No sooner do these pesky Alternative Media Tea/Tap wallahs continue to fire off the inconvenient truth, than you cower like frightened hares! I blush for the Jewish people! If I did not feel myself called to lead them, I would Holohoax them and mankind again!” 

“#Congratulations to Cliff# who has informed me that we have lost one million and one hundred thousand previously brainwashed Goyim to the Truth Movement. Catastrophe I hear? No, a weeding out!” Ruthlessly, Rothschild raged on, demanding the heads of others in payment for his and others reckless NWO enslaving plans for mankind.

Cameron came close to losing his life when he suggested that Tap and others may just have a point and that fracking of Brooklands Farm in particular and UK in general may not be such a good idea after all. For fully five minutes Rothschild stood like a stone statue staring at Cameron. Then he exploded into a long wailing scream and threw a bundle of fracking(sic) documents at Cameron’s head.

“Do you dare to infer that the House of Rothschild Crime Family is inferior to that North Shropshire Tap Outfit? Cameron, never show yourself before me again! You have insulted Talmudic Judaism!”