JP Morgan invited people to ask them questions on Twitter. It was a horrible, horrible mistake.
Tue 5:55 pm +00:00, 3 Dec 2013
On Wednesday night, JP Morgan invited Twitter users to what was supposed to be a civil, informative Twitter Q&A, where users could tweet questions for the bank, which would be answered by James Lee, the bank’s vice chairman. The Q&A unfortunately had to be cancelled when Twitter users joined together en masse to remind Mr. Lee that America despises him and his entire industry.
#askjpm do you feel bad about systematically undermining democracy? Do you know what fiduciary duty is?
— lisaansell3 (@lisaansell3) November 14, 2013
Trophy wives. Worth it or too big of a headache? #AskJPM
— Ben Hoben (@ExtraDividends) November 13, 2013
How much blood do your executives consume on a monthly basis? #AskJPM
— phreak corps (@freakcorps) November 14, 2013
What illegal deals did Jamie Dimon and the other big banks make with Obama at the closed-door meeting on Oct 2, 2013? #AskJPM
— ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Mike (@ComparePMPrices) November 13, 2013
What will next Thursday’s LIBOR rate be? #AskJPM
— RORER 714 (@RORER_714) November 13, 2013
Can I have my house back? #AskJPM
— Adam Coleman (@AdamColeman4) November 13, 2013
Tomorrow’s Q&A is cancelled. Bad Idea. Back to the drawing board.
— J.P. Morgan (@jpmorgan) November 14, 2013





