Kate’s fake pregnancy. Mum’s the word.

July 8 , 2013
Part 1 of this 2 part series contends that Kate, like many women in the entertainment industry, hired a “surrogate” to avoid the morning sickness, weight gain, swollen ankles and breasts, bladder discomfort, labour, pain and stretch marks of pregnancy. She hired a surrogate to escape the havoc that pregnancy would wreak on her shapely, underweight body and her fashionable royal lifestyle.
Part 1 also contends that when Kate was admitted to hospital between December 3 and December 6, 2012, she wasn’t admitted for morning sickness since medical staff at the royal estate could have easily treated her condition. She was admitted to the hospital for egg removal surgery and “in vitrio” fertilization. The royal couple’s embryo was then implanted in a hired surrogate.
To cover up the scandalous use of a surrogate, Kate has been wearing a silicone pregnancy belly for photo ops which are available in 3, 6 and 9 month sizes.
Part 1 of this 2 part series also contends that the nurse who allegedly committed suicide during Kate’s hospital stay was murdered when she learned Kate wasn’t really pregnant.
Photos of Kate posing in high heels do not reveal any of the typical signs of water retention during advanced pregnancy such as facial fullness/puffiness or breast, ankle and feet swelling. She looks just as slender and comfortable in heels as non-pregnant Kate.

Pregnant women are advised by doctors never to wear high heels in the third trimester due to balance, back and swelling issues…so why is Kate wearing high heels and looking very unpregnant (besides the fake silicone bulge)?

If Kate and William’s baby was conceived “in vitrio” during Kate’s hospital stay between December 3 and December 6, 2012, the baby is not due to be delivered by the surrogate until early September, 2013.
Since the public has been deceived into believing that Kate was 4 to 8 weeks pregnant during her “fake” morning sickness stay in the hospital, the public expects her to give birth in July.
That means the “July” birth will have to be faked and a substitute “photo op” baby or babies if it is “twins” will be used for publicity purposes until Kate and William’s “real” baby or babies (twins) arrives in early September.

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7 Responses to “Kate’s fake pregnancy. Mum’s the word.”

  1. Anonymous says:

    george alexander louis

  2. Anonymous says:

    Kate seems a bit wooden, does it run in the family.

  3. Anonymous says:

    here’s a video of john cleese using a similar false paunch. he is using it because he wants us to think that he is fatter than he actually is. the character that he plays on the world stage (mariano rajoy, the spanish pm) is thinner and 20 years younger. you can see that it’s false especially well at 2.01, 4.53, 5.01, 5.07, 6.40


    cleese relies heavily on prosthetic face make up for this demanding role (which he plays almost flawlessly from an acting perspective) however the long hours with silicon glued to his face play havoc with his 73 year old skin. not to worry, the greedy genius has come up with a win win solution…


  4. Anonymous says:

    Jay here again

    tap this is from – help free the earth
    (and you couldn’t make it up)

    Gematria is a traditional Jewish system of assigning numerical value to a word or name. The “mystical” form is largely a Kabbalistic practice.


    George Alexander Louis is the official name given to Kate and William’s baby. Here is the english Gematria and numerology for that name.

    George = 342 (english gematria) = 3 + 4 + 2 = 9 = upside down 6

    Alexander = 504 (english gematria) = 5 + 0 + 4 = 9 = upside down 6

    Louis = 456 (english gematria) = 4 + 5 + 6 = 15 = 5 + 1 = 6

    Watch: http://www.helpfreetheearth.com/DVD-King.html

    George (9) + Alexander (9) + Louis (15) = Masonic 33

  5. Anonymous says:

    Well I was completely taken in, that is until Kate emerged from the hospital barely 24 hours after supposedly 10 hours of labor the giving birth to an 8lb 6 oz baby. She’s bounding up and down those stairs with no assistance whatsoever. Also the stomach should not still be that huge, apparently they forgot the post natal “bump” and she’s still wearing the old one. Then I started looking at the pregnancy photos, virtually no body weight gain at all, at 8 months she is bending over to get out of a car, which would be impossible if you were really carrying a child, you’d have to scoot up then get assistance getting out of the car. Sad reality, it was a nice bit of fantasy while it lasted.

  6. Anonymous says:

    It certainly looks like John Cleese’s body language in this clip right at the beginning as he walks across the stage. If he’s wearing a partial mask, that would explain the scenario about how the prime minister is known to be embarrased about his facial scarring and doesn’t like people getting too close lol


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