Customers Don’t Always Come First

Xu Cao sends a greeting and a yarn –

Hans, a middle-aged German tourist on his first visit to Pensacola, Florida,
finds the red light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him
to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him.

They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits
on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away! Seeing this,
the madam sends over a more experienced lady to entertain the gentleman.

They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits
on his lap. He whispers in her ear, and she too screams, “No!” and walks
quickly away.

The madam is surprised that this ordinary looking man has asked for
something so outrageous that her two girls will have nothing to do with him.
She decides that only her most experienced lady, Lola, will do. Lola has
never said no, and it’s not likely anything would surprise her. So the madam
sends her over to Hans. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit,
drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she
screams, “NO WAY, BUDDY!” and smacks him as hard as she can and leaves.

Madam is by now absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing like this in all
her years of operating a brothel. She hasn’t done the bedroom work herself
for a long time, but she’s sure she has said yes to everything a man could
possibly ask for. She just has to find out what this man wants that has made
her girls so angry. Besides she sees a chance to teach her employees a
lesson.

So she goes over to Hans and says that she’s the best in the house and is
available. She sits and talks with him. They frolic, giggle, drink and then
she sits in his lap.

Hans leans forwards and whispers in her ear, “Can I pay in Euros?”

Happy New Year!

TAP If the Chinese think this is funny, The Euro’s in trouble….

Happy New Year!

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3 Responses to “Customers Don’t Always Come First”

  1. Anonymous says:

    lol

    n0

    ROFLCOPTER

    – Me.

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  3. Tapestry says:

    I can take this down if readers feel it is inappropriate. I just thought a one-off bit of New Year frivolity wouldn’t go amiss.

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