H.G. Spotty Ring, Head of the Europaischen Volks Partei (EVP) has requested Dan Hannan and Roger Helmer to hold all their future eurosceptic debates outside the main chamber of the EU Parliament.
He has a reserved a special room for them called ‘THE GAS CHAMBER’.
The new anti-federalist grouping they hope to form outside the EPP (EVP) will all be asked to sit there, leaving the main chamber totally pure, and in perfect agreement with the principle of Freedom Through Union. ENDS
Don’t worry, Roger and Dan. GAS is an acronym. The room is for ‘The Group Against the Superstate’.