The English Diversity Police
By Sargon of Akkad
What else do we expect from a police force that includes Common Purpose trained London Met Police boss Crysister Dick?
“Are you allowed to say Dick?” enquired Ayşe.
“It’s her name,” replied Arther.
Ayşe: “Is there a Mr. Dick?”
Arther: “No, only a Mrs. Dick.”
Ayşe: “It is funny, isn’t it? Her being a Dick? I know it isn’t supposed to be, but it is, funny.”
Arther couldn’t resist, “Gender neutral denier!”