5 Horrifying Truths About Being a Medical Doctor

 

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On paper, being a doctor seems pretty great. The money is good, it makes everyone around you feel inferior, and you get a diploma that literally gives you permission to play God.But being a doctor isn’t just about lots of sex and cocaine parties — in fact, it’s mostly not about that at all.

#5. Doctors Hate You, and They Hate Their Lives

 

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On average, one doctor a day kills himself. Despite what you hear about lawyers, doctors actually have the highest suicide rate, according to the Journal of the American Medical Association. It’s even worse among female doctors. You think they like looking at you with your clothes off? You’re disgusting. How dare you. How dare you. The suicide rate among female doctors is 2.3 times the national average, and the suicide rate of male doctors is 1.4 times higher.

 

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Plus, with proper medical training they’re not going to screw up things like proper OD dosage or how to cut.

Dr. Charles Reynolds, a professor of psychiatry at the University of Pittsburgh School of Medicine and, statistically speaking, a likely suicide waiting to happen, says, “Undiagnosed and untreated depression is the culprit here.” No one is diagnosing the depression? In doctors? Do we need to create an additional breed of doctor that only doctors other doctors, or will this new super-doctor then be more likely to kill himself even harder because of all of his undiagnosed depression? How many different kinds of mega-doctors do we need to add to the doctor hierarchy until we get this suicide situation under control? And why all the suicide? Why can’t they just drink their problems away, like normal people?

 

#4. Your Doctor Might Be Drunk

 

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Oh shit. In a study done on the American College of Surgeons, 15 percent of male surgeons and 26 percent of female surgeons suffered from alcohol abuse and dependence. That might not seem super high, but it is higher than the national average. What’s more alarming is that a significant portion reported having errors during surgery in the prior three months because of their dependence. The stress of being a doctor and being responsible for saving lives drove these doctors to drink, which, in turn, contributed to mistakes made in surgery. Which likely drove them to even MORE drinking, and now we’re on an infinity loop of drunk doctors cutting noses off and leaving their scalpels in butts before going off to drink away their

stress.

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The actual reason for the mask is so you can’t smell their “Breakfast-Martini.”

Doctors are also more likely to abuse “prescribed opioids and benzodiazepines,” which I’ve never heard of but can only assume are future sci-fi drugs that only doctors know about. And you take them in weird future sci-fi, like you get high by looking at them. You smile at a pill and suddenly “OH SHIT I’M ON ACID.”

 

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“Hope this guy doesn’t fuck up … Wait, that’s you … Wait, who said that? We did.”

If you want to be safe, it turns out, be operated on by someone who is male, who has children, and who specializes in operating on veterans. For some reason, these are the people least likely to be drunk while operating on you.

 

#3. The Deaths — Oh Loooord the Deaths

 

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People make mistakes, and we’re not going to vilify doctors because they’re human; most of our best friends are human. That said, 98,000 people die every year from mistakes doctors make.

98,000. No wonder they’re so depressed.

 

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And even if they do everything right, they have deal with patients dying from superbugs they can’t stop.

A mistake is defined as a death that could have been preventable. Either a mistake in surgery or a mistake in a prescription or some other weird mistake (scalpel butt). One study showed that if you randomly pull 100 medical charts, 40 will contain evidence of doctor errors. To put that into perspective, imagine if your job was to make cars, and 40 times out of 100, instead of designing a car with functioning doors and a working steering wheel, you killed people to death.

The death can come in surprising forms, too. You know how the doctor prescribes this weird thing to you, you look at the chicken scratches on the prescription pad, and you think, “How can anyone read that?” But for some reason you trust that your pharmacist has this supernatural power to read doctor’s handwriting? Well … he doesn’t.

According to a study done by the National Academies of Science Institutes of Medicine, more than 7,000 deaths occur each year because the pharmacist couldn’t decipher the prescription and gave you an overdose of some weird chemotherapy pill instead of Viagra.

 

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“He wants to know if his dick is supposed to glow like that.”

A good rule of thumb: If you can’t read it, then your pharmacist can’t read it.

 

Source: http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-horrifying-truths-about-being-medical-doctor/

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23 Responses to “5 Horrifying Truths About Being a Medical Doctor”

  1. NPP says:

    Another air show crash
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-34027260
    Is that 3 in recent weeks?

  2. Lynn says:

    We stayed with some friends in NY. He was an ex cop and she was a mall practise nurse,lovely people. He new who the wise guys were. She told us an interesting story of a Jewish doctor up for mall practice , his defence was mistakes happen. Looking back it all makes sense now. We are all mistakes.

  3. ferryt says:

    One more..Another chemical explosion in China:

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-08-22/second-chemical-warehouse-explosion-reported-china

    Might be click bait. looks pretty big. Vid here:

    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=acW52C67h68

  4. charles allan says:

    Seldom can doctors cure any disease – they only remove the symptoms with toxic drugs then your demise is quicker . Only nutrition , removal of poisons or your own immune system can cure you.

    The main activity of doctors is giving you
    useless damaging drugs for pharma bottom lines or vaccinating with syringes
    full of toxins which destroy health.

    Doing this year in year out knowing it doesn’t work must eventually lead to depression.
    Alternative doctors who actually cure
    the disease are very happy and live long except when they get murdered by
    the agents of allopathic medicine which harvests profits from useless medicine.

  5. Lynn says:

    Yep that’s why they want to control what we eat. All our brands sold off abroard to be poisoned, wrapped and shipped back to cause sickness. They deffo do not want cures, they want customers. Victims. Patients…!

  6. ian says:

    I used to have a doctor, Ingram his name. He kept his prescription pad in a drawer with two half bottles of whiskey. Possibly a cry for help.

    • Could you clarify for me, Richard hall. I presume you mean Richard d hall, it was interesting you said he was in the second camp along with david icke, and some woman, ….while alex jones is the biggest shill.
      Ive not spent too much time on rich planet. he seemed to be covering a lot of truths, 911 etc. Ive not researched his Maddie thoughts but looking on his page, he goes on like he knows whats what.
      Therefore, and I don’t know, and haven’t the energy to research, can you tell me in a nutshell
      What were you meaning with Richard d hall? Can you tell me whats wrong with icke too? I saw gorilla99 on youtube talking to him in hyde park, I sense ickes got some agenda.
      But I need it spelt out, in clear terms bullet points if you can Ian. I will then email these things far and wide.
      Because I cannot work out how the deception is playing out. Icke iss attacking so much of the UK establishment, a recent Tap submission of his says cesspit. If ickes working or unknowingly mind controlled by jews….I thought the queen and royals were jews?
      I know theres been a lot of j infiltration into this country.
      I can only come to the conclusion HM and royals are party to all this, the david icke jew led bringing down of UK society. I sense controlled demolition going on here
      Its all too easy, though its taking a long time. Too easy for the man in the street, if hes awake, to pick up the right jigsaw pieces.
      I wont speculate or get into….are there any genuinely good factions operating in the UK, totally opposed to all this insanity and fighting for us? Non satanic factions
      I don’t know

      • Dublinmick says:

        That is an interesting question I have thought about myself. Icke makes some good points but the constant talk of the royals shape shifting seems a bit much, although it is long known the elite view blood as a nutrient to prolong life. There is a certain element in blood that doesn’t die. It is still alive in mummy DNA and can be cloned.

        It might be why Jesus exclaimed the life is in the blood, however he spoke of proper diet and clean living, vampirism.

        I do think Icke obscures some of this and leads some impressionable people to the conclusion the alternative news is kind of kooky. That might be his role. Otherwise one must wonder why he is not in the grave site by Dr. David Kelly.

        I have seen some in some tracts on the web, monks insist that some souls on earth do originate from worlds that contained on reptiles and hence their spirit is reptilian in nature. It is nothing I can prove either way, but Icke seems to muddy the water in this respect.

        In other words I doubt lizzy can shape shift, but I can’t say for sure and I don’t like to categorically deny anything i cannot prove. There are many people on record however who swear the royals drink blood.

        http://www.bloodjournal.org/content/117/3/1053.full-text.pdf+html

      • ferryt says:

        Where are you adam? Where are you posting from?

      • ferryt says:

        Adam Spiritualwarrior Exposing the Secret Space Programme says:
        Does it still have positive regenerative to the physical body kundalini like effects, to enjoy ones partner, get sexual pleasure with them, I suppose in a tantric way though ive not studied it, but use muscle contraction at the point of ejaculation and will power, stopping ejaculation, therefore retaining all the fluid within oneself? I would eimagine all the precious etheric energy and special bioavailable forms of mineral , as long as they stay in a healthy body, can get reabsorvbed and used in other ways the intelligence of the body will know, where to redirect these nutrients and etheric energy? if the answers no this is unfortunate, I have no problem restricting ejaculating and retaining it, but I do have a problem giving up desiring and wanting to be with a woman

        What kind of comment is this Adam?

        Where are you?

  7. Dublinmick says:

    Good read, the sicker you are the more money they make. And doctors have to go by the book or lose their license. Some doctors like Mercola and Blaylock or defying the master these days however and being truthful.

    I am still a firm believer in Hippocrates who said physician heal thyself, let food be for your medicine. He studied Veda in India however which is a well guarded secret these days.

    I will try and find the old photo shop of a doctor smoking a camel with the caption, 9 out of 10 doctors recommend camels.

    • Yes I think the disinformation is very subtle, they know what theyre doing. Hopefully we are busting this wide open, in time, in small steps

      • ferryt says:

        Adam Spiritualwarrior Exposing the Secret Space Programme says:
        Tel Aviv

        Is that a joke?

        Cause it ain’t funny.

    • Dublinmick says:

      You know what they say, the death rate goes down when doctors go on strike.

      These two are pretty up front.

      http://www.mercola.com/

      Dr. Blaylock on what to do if you are a victim of forced vaccination.

      http://www.naturalhealthstrategies.com/swine-flu-vaccine-video.html

      Unless we put medical freedom into the Constitution the time will comee when medicine will organize itself into an undercover dictatorship. To restrict the art of healing to doctors and deny equal privileges to others will constitute the Bastille of medical science. All such laws are un-American and despotic.

      Benjamin Rush, Signer of the Declaration of Independence

      • Yes mercola delivers some useful stuff
        Dublinmick you seem to know a lot more than dr mercola, massive depth and breadth
        you know a lot. Your articles are impressive
        Therefore
        Whats going on with tissue salts, mineral salts, minerals? uri geller takes them on holiday with him. he has a pyramid big enough to sit insidein his back garden perhaps another post

        You know a lot diblinmick so id be grateful you tell me what you know, where do we get these minerals , for our CSF to rise, to the brain, for ascension?
        yes sexual restraint conserving valuable bioavalaibel forms of minerals, yes I get that. But it seems to need more thn that. |Yesterdays cobras post on immortlity said, 2 ways, herbal or mineral and that mineral was more reliable, better herbal now less so. You know a lot
        is it all the scuessler cell salts we must take?
        or, like santos bonacci says, depending on our time of the yr birth eg Capricorn, that makes us deficient in some of the cell salts, we must suplment
        Santos Bonacci says 12 tissue salts, 12 signs of the zodiac. I really feel he was hitting the nail bang on the head with his youtub talks
        You know a lot of detail on these matters dublinmick so please id be grateful for your refined thoughts on these matters, be a great help, thanks a lot Adam

      • silverskies? says:

        Adam, raising the kundalini/ achieving spiritual realization cannot be simplified and should be under the guidance of a spiritual teacher who has attained a degree of mastery him/herself within an authentic lineage wherein the teachings are passed from master to student in a private manner and to the exact level of each student individually. Tantric practise must be based on a particular foundation of understanding and awareness. It is not to be taken lightly, mucked around with or discussed openly on the internet. The practise must be done under guidance to keep the student safe.
        best wishes

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